A mail that was waiting for me with a cunning grin on its face earnestly when I logged in today.
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005. Because of your kindness:-
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- I also have stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
- I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000, that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program, would arrive soon.
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
- I'm still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundreds of millions of dollars...
- Made some hundred wishes before forwarding those mails. Now most of those "wishes" are already married (to someone else).
Note: Please send this to atleast 10 other people to stop getting any chain mails in the future. IF you ignore it, you will be tagged for the rest of your life and your email ID will be submitted to www.chainmailedforlife.com. The future is in your hands.....
Oh Hell Yeah!!